Dear
Wayfair Peoples:
I was
excited to visit your website this morning, but now I feel I have been duped by
false advertising.
Your
commercial on TV says, "Wayfair, we have just what you need."
Well,
you see, I need bacon. To me, bacon is a food group.
When
my Mommy was away from her laptop, I went into her wallet and got her credit
card. This is no small achievement, considering I have four feet and no
opposable thumbs! Then, straight to the Wayfair site.
Imagine
my disappointment when I searched for "bacon". I found a bacon jar
candle, bacon ornament and even a bacon decorated pet bed. Those are all fine
things, but they do not fill my tummy, you know what I'm sayin'?
I
also found a bacon and eggs cheese server. Since cheese does not come from pigs
or chickens......???????
So,
Wayfair, you do not have "just what I need" because I need bacon.
I am
going to watch some Scooby Doo videos now.
Would
you please let me know when I can order some bacon from your site?
Thanks,
Wayfair Peoples.
Casey
Alonzo Milner
Willow
Grove, New Brunswick
Canada
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